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Happy McKay Monday, everyone! Today’s episode is The Hive.

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McKAY: OK, they definitely should have been back by now. Seriously, am I the only one who thinks that maybe things haven’t gone according to plan?

BOUNCER: Yes. (He and the guard seem unconcerned and continue playing their game.)

McKAY: OK, look, we can’t just sit here. We need, we need to, we need to do something.

BOUNCER: Like what?

McKAY: Like go get help! Look, we can dial the Stargate back to Atlantis where we have a ship — a fast ship with, with, with shields. We can fly to the hive and then, then rescue them if we need to.

BOUNCER: Can’t dial the Gate, remember? Ford removed the control crystals from the dialling device.

McKAY: Yes, I know that. But here’s the good news: you’re the ones guarding them! Look, all you have to do is get me the crystals, I can fix the D.H.D. and then, then, then; look, you just have to walk into Ford’s little room back there and get ‘em.

BOUNCER: We’re not giving you anything.

McKAY: Then I can’t dial the Gate.

BOUNCER: That’s what I said.

McKAY: What is this, an Abbott and Costello routine?! Look, just give me the damned crystals!